When You Have Nothing To Say, Listen

the-fantabulous-toast:

youremysunshine8:

adventures-in-poor-planning:

adventures-in-poor-planning:

adventures-in-poor-planning:

prayer to whichever dead catholic person is most appropriate: may I not have to run a whole week of surprise camps on crutches. in a knee brace.

Im agnostic raised liberal protestant, but absolutely the catholics got saints right. Sometimes your problem is so fucking specific you need Some Guy. If you’re listening, Guy of Workers Who Have Strain Injuries,

No fucking WAY, there’s actually a knee injury Guy? Catholicism accidentally reinventing the medical specialty system……

I know you’re wondering: are there slutty pictures of him revealing his knees?

Saint Roch, by Francesco Ribalta, c. 1625, Museo de Bellas Artes, Valencia

[image id: st. Roch staring soulfully and hiking up his robe to show that his thigh has a bubo on it, also sluttily revealing his knees]

what the dog doin

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tanadrin:

transgenderer:

the irish prime minister gave biden a “shamrock bowl” but as far as i can tell this isnt like… a thing? they have sprigs of clover in their suits? this seems insane

proud irish tradition of fucking with americans about irish tradition

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squeakadeeks:

bro doesnt even have the jennies (certain je ne sais quois)

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draculasbell:

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lavenderbl0d:

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yay855:

microsff:

“I want,” the man said to the art robot, and then described an image in some detail.
“Certainly,” said the art robot. A printout came out of its chest.
“Thank y- Hey! What’s this?”
“A list of artists who make images of the kind you describe, and who are accepting commissions.”

This is a horror story to a techbro and a feel-good comedy to anyone with a sense of human decency.

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cerayanay:

cerayanay:

cerayanay:

rapidashmascot:

“I’m like, ‘Okay, she’s a doll. She’s a plastic doll. She doesn’t have organs. If she doesn’t have organs, she doesn’t have reproductive organs. If she doesn’t have reproductive organs, would she even feel sexual desire?’ No, I don’t think she could,” Robbie said. “She is sexualized. But she should never be sexy. People can project sex onto her. Yes, she can wear a short skirt, but because it’s fun and pink. Not because she wanted you to see her butt.”

Margot Robbie said Ace Barbie Rights with her whole chest.

Every time I read an interview from someone who worked on this movie it sounds like they went through some sort of spiritual enlightenment

I have more

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sapphic-girls:

Margot Robbie Takes You InsideTheBarbieDreamhouse

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